What does a Single person get?

We don't get a bridal shower?  We don't get a wedding? We don't any breaks on taxes. Hell even if you have a house... you probably didn't get a house warming because you were single.  You don't get to registar at a store... You are usually the third wheel, wing man, or the designated driver.  Often you are criticized for drinking by yourself and/or eating by yourself.  Men are often intimidated by you because you are independent. and...Unfortunately...your family is the worst... They are constantly harassing you as to why you are still single...as if it is your fault that their are all these crazy people out there and there is something wrong with you.  You don't get invited places because you are the single girl to your friends that are all couples.  We become everyone's go to person because they think we don't have a life. 

On the flip side... what are the benefits to being single.... Freedom. No commitments. We don't have to answer to anyone.  We don't have to participate in couple activities.  No cleaning, cooking, laundry for someone else... do what I want, when I want.... 

Which one is better?

It's not like the movies....

Relationships...Love... Shouldn't it be easy? They say when you find your true love everything is simple, but the best things in life you had to work hard for. Anything worth having is worth fighting for.  So which one is it? I think relationships are a full time job and a lot of hard work. AND DEF. NOT LIKE THE MOVIES! There is a lot of compromises and behind the scenes work involved. I think if it is hard in the beginning...RED FLAG.

Woman Vs. Snowblower

Seriously.. Women have the right to use man toys... but why do they have to be so damn heavy.  Womans lib, equal rights, BS, I am not as strong as a man.  How come my 10 horsepower snowblower is over 200lbs?  It is supposed to work in these snow storms if you can get it out of the shed?...  And to the driveway...  I have 3 feet of snow from the last three storms in my way.  Probably 2 feet of it is ice. Snowblower vs. ice... Ice wins.  Snowblower vs. me.  Snowblower  wins.  How is an independent woman supposed to survive in this world.  Clearly the maker of the snowblower was a MAN!

Frank and Beans

OK Ladies Seriously who likes when a guy talk dirty to them about his junk? I know it is his best friend and all, but what makes him think frank and beans are attractive? Especially when it is a small weiner!  The smaller it is the more vocal they are about it.  You like sucking my frank?  What if we said NO!  It is too small and it spits at me!  I seriously laugh everytime I hear a guy use this type of language... it cracks me up.  Besides we all no what is inside of a hot dog.... need I say more...

Older or Old Man?

What is the difference between older and old man?  When we are young AGE is a huge factor because it is almost perverted and illegal for an older man to date a younger woman.  But in Today's day and age Women almost have to date older... because men are soo IMMATURE and inexperienced.  Seriously it takes them a long time to get good at anything... But when is older too old?  10 years? 15? 20? If Men are at their sexual prime at 18 and woman at 30.  What happens to men after 30?  Are they still as sexually active as they were when they were 18?  What about 50?  Can they still get it up?  Can they go for multiple rounds?  So where is the cut off?  I need a man that can satisfy me emotionally, but physically too... IS THAT POSSIBLE?