Frank and Beans

OK Ladies Seriously who likes when a guy talk dirty to them about his junk? I know it is his best friend and all, but what makes him think frank and beans are attractive? Especially when it is a small weiner!  The smaller it is the more vocal they are about it.  You like sucking my frank?  What if we said NO!  It is too small and it spits at me!  I seriously laugh everytime I hear a guy use this type of language... it cracks me up.  Besides we all no what is inside of a hot dog.... need I say more...